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Kenny vs. Spenny

2007-11-15T14:46:16Z

OMG - this show debuted late last night on comedy central. this is a contest between 2 roommates/lifelong best friends on who can outdo the other. the debut episode - who can blow the biggest fart.

these 2 did everything they could to outdo the other. they went to doctors, eat gassy foods, put a bike pump up thier ass and pumped air in - this was just crazy - i could not stop laughing

the show goes into its regular spot on sunday at 11:30 pm ET, but its not the same episode - but keep an eye out for this one!!!

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RECIPE FOR MOST SMELLY FARTS?

2007-11-13T17:38:07Z

What do you guys think makes you have the foulest most oderous farts EVER?!!! I'm not sure but off the top of my head anytime I eat onions (which I love) I have really stinky booty gas. Also sour cream. If I put it on tacos. OH LORDY!!! lol

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Oh, horse farts!

2007-07-15T21:09:57Z

http://www.break.com/index/horsefart23.html

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i just found a fart game

2007-04-27T14:59:25Z

http://www.mousebreaker.com/games/lightthefarts/play.php

try it, its funny

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welcome a new member

2007-02-10T03:19:21Z

Welcome new member carol. she is my friend from another site. ill hold her down while you all fart on her!!!

welcome carol

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be careful where you fart

2006-12-30T19:29:42Z

Flatulence Allegedly Sparks Jail Fight
Sheriff Blames Overcrowding

POSTED: 7:29 am EST December 27, 2006

NORTH PLATTE, Neb. -- Brian Bruggeman caused a stink at the Lincoln County Jail in Nebraska earlier this month and will now have to answer for it in court.

Another inmate, Jesse Dorris, alleged that Bruggeman's flatulence -- passed in close proximity to Dorris -- sparked a Dec. 14 fight between the two at the jail.

Now Bruggeman, 38, faces a Jan. 11 preliminary hearing on the state's complaint of assault by a confined person. It's a felony punishable by up to five years in prison.

Bruggeman is accused of injuring Dorris, his cellmate, when he pushed him into cell bars. Dorris, 26, was not charged.

The two began scuffling, County Attorney Jeff Meyer said Tuesday, because Dorris was fed up with Bruggeman's flatulence. Jail fights are common, Meyer said, but the cause of this one was rather uncommon.

"It's usually about someone hogging the newspaper or someone not happy about what's on TV," he said.

Bruggeman is serving a 90-day sentence for violating a protection order.

"He compounded his problems," Meyer said.

Dorris is awaiting a January trial on a charge of aiding and abetting robbery.

Sheriff Jerome Kramer said the incident was a result of overcrowding. The jail was built in 1933 and has a capacity of 23 inmates, according to 2006 standards, Kramer said. As many as 65 inmates have been lodged at the jail in recent days, he said.

"You just can't get a reprieve from one another," Kramer said. "When you've got a guy causing problems passing gas, there's no way to get away from the smell."

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Looking for farters in NY

2006-12-18T00:13:32Z

I really want to experiment with the eroticism of farts. I'm bi but would prefer females to fart in my face.

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July is National Baked Bean Month

2006-11-12T20:30:46Z

For God's sake!
http://www.joe-ks.com/MultiMedia/BeansFart.mp3

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fart definitions

2006-11-07T19:16:16Z

i found this site called the urban dictionary and it has 143 definitons for fart

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fart

hilarious

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New to this tribe.

2006-10-20T06:05:10Z

This is great! When I found it I thought "NO! This is to good to be true!" lol I put a few pix in the gallery. : )

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DOGGY POO THE MOVIE

2006-07-02T16:58:38Z

http://www.doggypooworld.com/

Not about farts but this is kind of cute. My roommate wants to buy the dvd. What will they come up with next? lol

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FARTING TECHNIQUES

2006-07-01T02:58:50Z

http://www.geocities.jp/takasusyachou/fart2/fartsmaster2.html

Fart / farting afficionados please click here for a special treat. lol

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poopreport.com : )

2006-06-25T23:04:37Z

http://www.poopreport.com/Doctor/Knowledgebase/nottofart.html

FFL = Funny fart link : )

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Pull my finger

2006-06-13T02:57:45Z

http://www.misternicehands.com/

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FART FART FART

2006-06-10T20:48:55Z

Hey, how come no ones talking about this hot topic?
Come on now, lets start some discussion cheeky monkeys!!!!

Passing gas your way, Caito

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take the farting survey

2006-01-31T07:11:43Z

http://members.lycos.co.uk/jacosurveys/

its funny, but be truthful

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Fart Jokes in movies or on TV

2005-12-27T23:20:03Z

here are my 5 faves - feel free to add yours

5. The Nutty Professor (with eddie murphy) - the scene where they all take turns farting and the fat kid farts and the mom was like "hercules, hercules!!!

4. Family Guy - the episode where peter and brian win to get into the brewery (willy wonka parody) and had to fart to get out of the fan room

3. Family Guy - the episode where peter starts a fat man group and all the fat guys fart at the same time

2. South Park - the osama bin laden episode where the boys are suck on the plane when cartman farted and were there for like 18 hours and the airplane worker smells it, pukes and dies

1. Family Guy - the episode where brian was to have gotten lois' father's dog pregnant and peter wouldnt talk to brian so he surrounded him self in a case and farted and he passes out cause the fart cant escape

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Blind Date

2005-10-11T19:21:05Z

http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=16

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Dude got game

2005-10-11T19:03:10Z

http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=123

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Double Standard

2005-10-07T13:33:39Z

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=women_smell

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Married ...Just for tonight

2005-10-02T20:50:13Z

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
sharing a room they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly; he in
the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into
the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.

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Price of a LEXUS

2005-09-18T04:00:10Z

A lady walks into a Lexus dealership and browses around. Suddenly
she spots the most perfect, beautiful car and walks over to inspect
it.

As she bends forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an
unexpected little burst of flatulence escapes her. Very embarrassed,
she anxiously looks around to see if anyone has noticed and hopes a
sales person doesn't pop up right then. As she turns back, there standing
next to her is a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greets her,

"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing
had happened, she smiles back and asks, "sir,what is the price of this
lovely vehicle?"

Still smiling pleasantly, he replies, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if
you farted just touching it, you are gonna shit yourself when you hear the price."

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Cropdusters Unite!

2005-08-27T19:33:43Z

Cropdusting for fun & profit!
http://www.punchbaby.com/media/gitfakt/clips/adult/fartPorn.mpg

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Historical farts

2005-08-22T03:16:43Z

1601 by Mark Twain
http://www.gutenberg.org/etext/3190

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dotfart

2005-07-29T21:01:28Z

http://www.dotfart.com/

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we need a slogan

2005-07-26T22:54:09Z

how about

"live to fart, fart to live"?

any other suggestions?

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Here I sit with my hands on my knees!

2005-07-26T22:53:14Z

give my buns a festive squeese and out it comes like rotten cheese!

lets do farting and poo poo poetry!you know like the graffiti in the stalls it will be fun!

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President Bush and Queen Elizabeth

2005-07-14T17:51:24Z

At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretched out to Air Force One and President Bush strode to a warm but dignified handshake from Queen Elizabeth II.

They rode in a silver 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they boarded an open 17th century coach hitched to six magnificent white horses.

As they rode toward Buckingham Palace, each looking to their side and waving to the thousands of cheering Britons lining the streets, all was going well.

This was indeed a glorious display of pageantry and dignity.

Suddenly the scene was shattered when the right rear horse let rip the most horrendous, earth-shattering, eye-smarting blast of flatulence, and the coach immediately filled with noxious fumes.

Uncomfortable, but maintaining control, the two dignitaries did their best to ignore the whole incident, but then the Queen decided that was a ridiculous manner with which to handle a most embarrassing situation.

She turned to Mr. Bush and explained, "Mr. President, please accept my regrets... I'm sure you understand that there are some things even a Queen cannot control."

George W., ever the Texas gentleman, replied, "Your Majesty, please don't give the matter another thought. You know, if you hadn't said something I would have assumed it was one of the horses."

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things that make ya go tttfffffffffffffpt!

2005-07-10T05:05:33Z

Damn I done shyte me britches again thats the last time a dine out with Ronald & friends! I dont know how Wimpy and Hamburgler do it!

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Train Fart (Joke)

2005-06-28T15:49:13Z

A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married."

Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"

After a moment of silence, . . . he farted.

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Say did you hear the one about!

2005-06-05T14:00:59Z

its been 5 hours since I ate two greasy whoppers from Burger King
and boy is my ass tired! I'm afraid I might need a new colon after tonight! boy, tell you what! Next time i'll put on some rollerskates and
poot my way around SOMA

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Robodump

2005-03-20T15:17:18Z

I saw this on the pranks tribe and thought you all might enjoy this too
http://www.triggur.org/robodump/

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robots

2005-03-20T07:45:52Z

has a GREAT farting scene. good movie ovcerall, for adults more than kids i think. the kids loved it, but alot went right over thier heads to the adults laughing our heads off. but again - the fart scene is classic!
enjoy

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Baked Beans

2005-03-18T05:48:25Z

Baked Beans

Once there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them, but unfortunately, they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her.

Then one day she met a man and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry she thought to herself, "He is such a sweet and gentle man, he would never go for this carrying on."

She made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later her car broke down on the way home from work. Since she lived in the country she called her husband and told him that she would be late because she had to walk home.

On her way, she passed a small diner and the smell of the baked beans was more than she could stand. Since she still had miles to walk, she figured that she would walk off any ill effects by the time she reached home. So, she stopped at the diner and before she knew it, she had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home she putt- putted and, upon arriving home, she felt reasonably sure she could control it.

Her husband seemed excited to see her and exclaimed delightedly, "Darling, I have a surprise for dinner tonight. He then blindfolded her and led her to her chair at the table. She seated herself and just as he was about to remove the blindfold from his wife, the telephone rang.

He made her promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned. He then went to answer the telephone. The baked beans she had consumed were still affecting her and the pressure was becoming almost unbearable, so while her husband was out of the room she seized the opportunity, shifted her weight to one leg and let it go.

It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. She took her napkin and fanned the air around her vigorously. Then, she shifted to the other cheek and ripped three more, which reminded her of cooked cabbage. Keeping her ears tuned to the conversation in the other room, she went on like this for another ten minutes.

When the telephone farewells signaled the end of her freedom, she fanned the air a few more times with her napkin, placed it on her lap and folded her hands upon it, smiling contentedly to herself.

She was the picture of innocence when her husband returned. Apologizing for taking so long, he asked her if she peeked, and she assured him that she had not.

At this point, he removed the blindfold, and she was surprised!! There were twelve dinner guests seated around the table to wish her "Happy Birthday"!!!

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wtf????

2005-02-16T09:18:14Z

did anyone else notice that because of the tribes main photo, one of the connected tribes is grilling out??? not sure i wanna eat any of that??

lol

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Sugar Alcohol Is Butt Fuel

2005-02-10T21:22:39Z

WOO!!!

I'm telling you. If you ever try out the low carb thing... sugar alcohol is the replacement in most LC products- life savers, protein bars, shakes...

And if you're not aclimated to it, you'll hover over your office chair ever two to three minutes from big, round, percussive farts- not unlike the timpanis.

BOM-bom-BOM-bom-BOM-bom-BOM-baaaahmbmbmbmbmb...pth

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zen koan

2005-01-31T07:16:23Z

If we can act the part to fart from our mouths...
why then can we not pretend to burp from our asses.

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my 18 month old son

2005-01-27T20:36:01Z

the other night, me and my girlfriend were changin our son. he had bad diarreah. so i sat by his head and held his feet up while she wiped his butt. after she was done, she asked him if he felt better and, with his legs in the air, blasted a long and loud fart. then he started laughing

hee hee hee, like father like son

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oh man

2005-01-27T06:57:22Z

okay
so i'm on yahoo
filled out my profile
and because
i have a sense
of humor
under hobbies
i listed a variety
of things
including farting
so
don't you know
i begin getting
messages
from men who
want me to fart
in their face

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Slot farts

2005-01-26T05:17:30Z

For the girls.

When we fart while sitting, and it sneaks up the slot and out the top. Truly a disconcerting feeling.

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Deviled Egg Farts

2005-01-25T17:45:00Z

There's not too many farts more ripe than those. I notice this every time I eat alot of them.

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favortie farts

2005-01-12T18:41:59Z

does anyone have an all-time favorite fart?

i do. i once farted a major triad. A, C#, and E.... one chord all at once.

Tah dah.

this really happened.

anyone?

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my hero!

2004-11-21T02:03:09Z

a true "fartist"!

this guy made a living at it!
http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/petomane.html

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introducing!......

2004-11-20T17:56:42Z

cole.

pppffttthhhttT!

my asshole is to farting as...
the stradovarious is to the symphony.

so pleased to find this tribe.

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fart ettiquette

2004-11-06T08:44:27Z

okay
so i met some
new people
recently
one of em
was tootin
the silent
smelly
kind
normally
if i know
that person
i say 'okay who's smellin' up the place?'
or some idiotic crap like that
but
when you
don't really
know someone
ya can't
point it out
that they farted
it kinda
sucks
and there's the
really lots of
quietness
when the smell
comes
y'know
like special
fart tension
what the hell?

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A family that farts together. . .

2004-09-11T04:27:49Z

My father had quite a silly sense of humor and passed his love for farts and fart jokes on to his 4 youngest offspring.

I am please to see that this joy has been passed to yet another generation of our family. I was helping my 5 year old nephew get dressed after his shower. He was having none of it -- running around naked and swinging his little boxers over his head like a lasso. He tried to fart on me and then proclaimed "I'm gonna ask Santa for someone to fart on EVERYday!"

Warms the cockels of my heart. . .

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I just farted.

2004-09-09T21:52:30Z

oops, I did it again.

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milk farts

2004-09-08T04:55:04Z

Hath enny biddy noteesed zat milk farts ar more robust und burbly zen reggular fartings?

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ok fess up........

2004-09-08T03:08:12Z

who farted?

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farting limericks

2004-09-07T18:47:41Z

There was a young man from Sparta
Who was the most incredible farter
On the strength of one bean
He could fart 'God Save the Queen'
and Beethoven's 'Moonlight Sonata'

Taa daa.

hic hic parp!

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nice

2004-09-04T15:21:51Z

last night
while applying lotion
before bed
i could hear
my dear husband snoring
suddenly it stops
and
*prrrrtttt
and then the snoring resumes
marriage is beautiful

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gamble and lost

2004-08-19T04:16:57Z

Oh God - Nooooooooooo ;-)

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1291&NEXTID=0&PREVID=1344&DISPLAYORDER=20040601170415&CAT=movies&NSFW=

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pull my finger

2004-08-17T04:46:25Z

Pull my finger and other funnies.

http://www.amishdonkey.com/pull-my-finger.php

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a good fart story

2004-07-12T00:07:39Z

college yoga class
so we get into this new pose thingy
you curl up in a ball, on your back
and you rock
back and forth
whoa!
fart machine in the making
i know i wasn't the only one that night

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baby farts

2004-07-09T20:06:49Z

i am a sort of recent new mom
the thing i really enjoy
was my kidlet farting very audibly in public
it was always good for a giggle
oh yeah,
i'm new
and i love farts!
except when my husband puts his ass near my face
and lets one fly
makes me wanna kick his ass!

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Farty foods

2004-07-01T23:54:43Z

I got into this discussion at work the other night, and we all related things that we have eaten, and then lived with the aftermath.
The worst ever for me was Quaker instant peaches and creme flavored hot cereal. It is delicious, creamy, and sweet, (the food, not the fart!)
But the next day...aw jeez, all I can say is that it even repelled me.

Now, let's hear yours!

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Focus people focus

2004-07-01T23:15:52Z

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/focus.php

Send to your everyone you know that works in a cubical with loud speakers. ;-)

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Public Bathroom Experience...

2004-06-20T07:39:39Z

There I was, alone, in a public bathroom sitting on the toilette ready to take a nice big dump. The first thing that came out was a fart, a really big juicy one, pretty stinky too, like a rotten egg. I thought it was funny so I giggled a bit out loud. The second thing that came out was an even bigger fart, the kind that'll wet your pants if you happen to be wearing any. So at this point I can't hold it in anymore and I'm laughing at myself pretty loudly. I think I even threw in an "Oh yeah baby" for good measure. In part in satisfaction of have laid two really big, really stinky farts, and in part in amazement at having realized I didn't have to shit all along, I just had to fart. So I stand up, zip up, and walk out of the stall to find some poor guy standing there not knowing what to do. I thought I was alone!! I'm still laughing, now in embarassment, and he starts laughing too.

This was the most satisfying non-sexual experience i've had in a public bathroom in a long time...

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things to say after farting

2004-06-19T04:36:34Z

Things to Say After Farting

there is a US Airforce custom of saying, "Howdy!" after farting in flight, to assure one's colleagues that one's intentions are peaceful.

Jimmy K. tells of a friend who says, "Speak to me, oh, toothless one!" Similarly, Bazzbull says, "Speak to me, ol' toothless wonder!" And EHALL says, "Oh, toothless one! Your voice has changed but your breath is still the same!"

TGeaber says, "It's that asshole talking behind my back again!" And Roman K. says, "Did you hear what that asshole said?!" Eimiee2 says, "Some asshole is talkin' shit behind your back."

Gpgo and his frat brothers say, "Oops! A sudden loss in cabin pressure!"

Murray E. sends this account of a response to belching: "Once, when Dorothy Parker was at a dinner, a man burped quite loudly she is reported to have looked at him and said, 'why didn't you use the other end and save your teeth?'"

According to BSneed, after Czechs let out a silent fart, they announce the fact by saying, "Soytka," to let their friends know they might be smelling something. The word refers to a kind of little bird.

According to Rodney Y., his father says after farting, "Speak up, Asshole - Don't take that shit!"

Another father, that of LeNaye, says the following: "There's a kiss for you!" or "The ducks are calling." or "Damn frogs..."

When someone else farts, Mack says, "Oh, stop your bragging!"

According to Chris, the thing to say in northern England after farting is, "More tea, Vicar?"

Ron C.'s father, a Royal Navyman, would say, "Don't worry - plenty for all!"

Bill J. and Matt K. say, "When farts are transported past another while still engulfed in one's pants, one should ask the perpetrator, 'Are you draggin' skags??'"

According to Marci, Rodney Dangerfield said, "Hey, did somebody step on a duck?" in Caddyshack.

According to Brandon P., in Mexico, what you say is, "Reza por tu alma porque tu cuerpo ya esta podrido." This means, "Pray for your soul because your body is already rotten."

Glen B. suggests announcing, "AQA!" which means "air quality alert!"

Joel D. and his college friends say, "Take that, underwear!" or would substitute other victims such as atmosphere, pants, ozone layer, nose etc.

According to Rowan E., in the Australian army one says, "Keep calling, Sir! We'll find you!"

Altond had a high school friend who would say, "Catch that and paint it blue!" And in the army, when a person farted, someone would say, "Colonel who?"

David H. says that before you fart, you should say, "Did you hear that?" and when the other person says, "What?" you let it rip.

If someone else produces a particularly odiferous emission, ifartoften says you should say, "What crawled up in you and died?"

GMR reports hearing this one in Scotland, "Well, there's no point in having an arse if you can't let it rejoice in song!"

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Food Allergies?

2004-05-30T22:08:46Z

But what about food allergies? Food allergies are the number one cause of farting, yes?

I think I have an allergy to Fudge!

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Don't Fart!

2004-05-21T21:17:51Z

okay...i think farting is...well, as everyone here might, FUN!

but i tell ya...there have been some instances where i just don't wanna fart. the LAST thing that i want to have happen in whatever setting i'm in, is to be flatulent.

the instance that comes to mind most readily is when one is in bed with a new lover. of course a situation like this could be made FUN....i have an ex-lover that might have a fart story or two involving me...but a NEW lover? one you don't quite know the boundaries of, yet? oh no! i don't wanna fart!

any others?

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airplanes

2004-05-11T05:46:34Z

i had posted somewhere else on this site, that i was curious about farting on a plane, and if it made smell.
well - you can ask my fellow passengers - what they thought of that horrible disgusting person on thier flight today. indeed, you do smell the fart!

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a new funny

2004-05-09T07:21:07Z

http://www.auburn.edu/~shephcd/whatyouare.html

frosty - its the same one, just thought i'd share the love

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whats your fave to fart?

2004-04-29T05:48:57Z

i like farting in the tub, love them bubbles

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I like to fart!

2004-04-28T06:03:50Z

Cat and I spent the night at Jason's house so all three of us were squished in his double bed and Jason and I were passed out and Cat said it was like we were having a conversation with our farts. She was just about to fall asleep and she was spooning me and I farted on her leg and made her jump. Whoops!

Ah, the joy of farts!

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yeah!

2004-04-18T23:24:12Z

http://www.gibbleguts.com/harmonics/

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who farted?

2004-04-10T14:35:35Z

He who smelt it
Dealt it.

Whoever smelt it,
Dealt it.
He who denied it
Supplied it.

You said the rhyme -
You did the crime!

Whoever said the rhyme
Did the crime.

The smellers
The feller!

You said it,
You let it!

He who detected it
Ejected it!

whoever snooped it
Pooped it!

"The dog always digs up the bone."

"The skunk smells his own hole first."

"The fox smells his own hole first."

Who farted? Me mammy,
Dae it again son,
Me cannae,
God bless your wee bum.

The one with a gaseous demeanor
Is the one with the smell that is meaner!!

I can only attest
To a smell that is best!

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everything you ever wanted to know about farts

2004-04-10T14:32:40Z

www.thefart.com/more.html

do fish fart?
how long does it take for a fart to travel to someone elses nose

shit like that

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fart psyche 101

2004-04-10T14:23:45Z

Fart Psych 101

There are many types of people who fart every day. It's your job to identify them, point them, out, and call them by name! (Assuming it wasn't you who did it, of course!) Here's a quick run-down of the type of people you're likely to catch farting around you on a daily basis:

The Vain Person: One who loves the smell of his own farts.

The Amiable Person: One who loves the smell of other people's farts.

The Proud Person: One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine.

The Shy Person: One who releases silent farts and then blushes.

The Impudent Person: One who farts loudly and then laughs.

The Scientific Person: One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about air pollution.

The Unfortunate Person: One who tries awfully hard to fart but poops instead.

The Nervous Person: One who stops in the middle of a fart.

The Honest Person: One who admits he farted but offers a medical reason for it.

The Dishonest Person: One who farts and then blames the dog.

The Foolish Person: One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.

The Thrifty Person: One who always has several farts in reserve.

The Anti-Social Person: One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.

The Strategic Person: One who conceals his farts with loud laughter.

The Sadistic Person: One who farts in bed and then fluffs the bed covers over his bed mates head.

The Intellectual Person: One who determines from the smell of his neighbor's fart precisely the latest food item he consumed.

The Athletic Person: One who farts at the slightest exertion.

The Miserable Person: One who would truly love to but can't fart at all.

The Sensitive Person: One who farts and then bursts into tears.

The Bruiser: One who farts so hard and loud that he bruises his butt cheeks.

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celebrity farts

2004-04-10T14:21:01Z

Have you ever noticed that dogs often bear a striking resemblance to their owners? Similarly, farts often bring a certain person to mind. Read on, and I think you'll get the picture. Or at least a whiff of the picture.

The Bill Clinton Fart:
Deny, deny DENY!

The Monica Lewinsky Fart:
A fart occurs. There is a denial, accusations, and a big investigation. Later it is revealed that evidence has been left behind, undeniably implicating the person who really farted, and embarrassing those who participated in the cover-up.

The OJ Simpson Fart:
A double-fart occurs, and it's a very ugly scene. Evidence is not only found at the scene, but in in the underwear of the perpetrator, who claims that those who investigated the fart have planted the evidence. The farter vows to search and find the real farter to show that he is innocent, but all leads point back to the originally accused farter, with the evidence in his pants.

The Don King Fart:
The farter is nearly knocked out by his own fart -- and is left with the Don King hairdo and wide-eyed look.

The Dr. Laura Fart:
For the sake of your children, you left the room to fart. When you returned, you explained to them that you are sorry you left for a moment, but it was the responsible thing to do to protect their well-being.

The Jack Kevorkian Fart:
You emit a series of fart, each growing louder and more painful than the last. You begin to pray that the next one will be you last.

The Sadam Hussain Fart:
You strongly suspect that biological warfare has begun, and call for United Nations inspectors... and CNN.

The Truman Show Fart:
You get the strange feeling that although you are alone, someone may be watching. When you feel a fart coming, you decide to give them an audio/visual display that they won't forget.

The Dennis Rodman Fart:
Something's green, and you know it really shouldn't be.

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send a farting ecard

2004-04-10T14:14:09Z

www.fartsrfun.com/Ecards/Ecards.html

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the fart chart

2004-04-10T13:57:04Z

www.funkypages.com/fartchart/index.php

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fart video

2004-03-30T02:55:48Z

www.stupidvideos.com

video #182, natural gas

i laughed so hard, that i, yes its true, farted

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Busted!..Farting on the elderly

2004-03-28T14:44:36Z

I was walking out of Red Lobster with my girlfriend and I had an explosive gas attack. As usual, I added exclamations of-Oh God..(pppffff)..oh yea...(FFPP)...ahhh ahhh...(platplatfizzz)..OH God, that one HURT!!ect. My girlfriend was in front of me, BUT there was an elderly couple (in horror) behind me. The women had her face in her hands and the man was shaking his head in discust. I high fived my old lady as we agreed "I ROCK"!!

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The farting evangelist

2004-03-25T20:16:13Z

A friend of a friend made this a long time ago, and I was privelaged to see the uncut version (all the internet versions I found cut the preacher off halfway through the original version). Fuckin' hilarious!
http://www.religionisbullshit.com/2004_02_05_archive.php
I almost peed my pants.

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Pussy Farts

2004-03-25T04:46:40Z

Oh my god, Pf's..

Don't you hate it, when you are getting all down and dirty, and then, you shift your position and that trapped air "pops" out with audible noise from your "cave of love"?

Always causes me to burst into laughter, totally ruining "the mood", but I can't help it! :)

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even funnier fart list

2004-03-22T01:43:37Z

www.fartnames.com

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best fart joke

2004-03-15T22:53:03Z

what is the best fart joke you've seen in movies or on tv?

1. liar liar when he came out of the elevator and said "IT WAS ME!!!!!"
2. family guy - episode where brian gets lois' dad's dog pregnant and peter wont talk to him, so he surrounds himself in a case and farts, then passes out after
3. same episode, when mort sniffs the dogs ass and says "oh my god, she farted and it went down my throat"
4. south park - when cartman makes kyle kiss his ass and rips a big one "oh my god i felt it on my face" that was the baby cow episode
5. family guy - episode where peter becomes president of his company and they have martha stewart as thier maid, and when the family runs out martha says "finally" and rips a big one

anyone else?

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the fart machine !

2004-03-12T23:19:23Z

my aunt is a CHAMPION !!! a gold-metal FART champion !!! she lives in Toronto so I asked her to tape them for me so I could laugh ... the memory alone kills me ... lollll !!!!

I have the GREATEST link to contribute here :

wait until it loads .... then CLICK on EACH speaker and ENJOY !!! :

http://www.wavhounds.com/fartmachine60.html

please share your comments * lolll !!!

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Farting: Ice or Deal Breaker?

2004-03-12T23:14:04Z

Personally I think people ought to fart more to be truly happy. I mean how can you really be overly serious about anything when you've just ripped one.

Total tension breaker!

There should be 'farting is fun' courses for overly serious folk! Mandy, it may be your calling!

Yma

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funny fart story

2004-02-25T00:18:17Z

one day I was at WIC appoint with my fiancee and son. he was still young (hes 7 months now) anyway I picked him up out of his car seat and he ripped a long and loud one. the other lady in the office, who was young herself, and pregnant, shot me the dirtiest look.

I didnt say anything, but I hope her kid dont ever fart

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ffffffWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAPPPP!!!!!!

2004-02-21T01:09:57Z

aromatic garlic farts!

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this cant be real!!!!!

2004-02-21T01:07:59Z

OMG..... a tribe for just me!!!!!!!! FARTING..... if ya knew me yous understand. PAssing one is my hobby, no my career. If only people understood us farters more better, this world would be a peacefule place (smelly too)

oops just ripped one

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Office Farts

2004-02-13T00:47:29Z

Or how about when you fart in your office, then someone walks in and you have to like, get out you hand cream or something real quick and try to rub mounds of the stuff on you to cover up the smell. Damn.

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